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[The shop had finally settled again. It was a bit of a relief, because it hadn't anchored to a world in nearly two weeks, and Watanuki's food stores had started to run low. A shopping trip would be in order, mostly to replenish his nonperishable before the shop set out looking for another world in need of his help.
Usually Watanuki could guess when a move was about to happen, but sometimes it happened out of the blue. Like this last move, which had come so soon after arriving in the previous world. That usually meant that his services were in dire need and that people's souls were calling out to him, even if they didn't quite know it themselves yet. Watanuki would just have to wait for them to come to him.
His first visitor, at least, wouldn't take too long to get there. Watanuki always had a sense of when someone was to arrive, and as soon as the shop's gates had opened and revealed itself to the busy streets of Yokohama he had felt the impending arrival of a customer. It was enough to pique his interest, because he didn't usually get a visitor on the same day after a shop move. Someone was very perceptive, it seemed.
By the time his guest would arrive, Watanuki had already set up some tea in one of the sitting rooms. The summer was at its end, and the cool breeze felt nice enough that Watanuki had decided to open the movable doors to reveal the backyard, which was still bathed in the greens of summer. They could stay cool without the need of an air conditioner that way.
From there, he waited. He had a feeling that his guest was a particularly clever one, so he felt sure that they would find their way to the sitting room on their own.]
Usually Watanuki could guess when a move was about to happen, but sometimes it happened out of the blue. Like this last move, which had come so soon after arriving in the previous world. That usually meant that his services were in dire need and that people's souls were calling out to him, even if they didn't quite know it themselves yet. Watanuki would just have to wait for them to come to him.
His first visitor, at least, wouldn't take too long to get there. Watanuki always had a sense of when someone was to arrive, and as soon as the shop's gates had opened and revealed itself to the busy streets of Yokohama he had felt the impending arrival of a customer. It was enough to pique his interest, because he didn't usually get a visitor on the same day after a shop move. Someone was very perceptive, it seemed.
By the time his guest would arrive, Watanuki had already set up some tea in one of the sitting rooms. The summer was at its end, and the cool breeze felt nice enough that Watanuki had decided to open the movable doors to reveal the backyard, which was still bathed in the greens of summer. They could stay cool without the need of an air conditioner that way.
From there, he waited. He had a feeling that his guest was a particularly clever one, so he felt sure that they would find their way to the sitting room on their own.]

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(Wonder what might have happened if he chose to take either that message or that hand, though that was not a happy thing to map out: he had, in a sense, cornered himself.)
This shift of topic was a welcome change, moreso when it sounded like the beginning of a personal story. Dazai unwound his arms and slipped his hands into his pockets, making himself relaxed.]
What, your predecessor tricked you into inheriting her Ability?
[It was unlikely it was a customer, when Watanuki's second Ability did the work for him.
That was also a strange way to put it, when it would sound close to "woman troubles" for those who weren't aware of Watanuki being a Witch.
(The guarantee Dazai had been looking for wasn't necessarily a catch-all, but it'd be nice if he got one.)]
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She did like pranking me though, which was very annoying.
[His words rang true too, as he spoke about Yuuko with a somewhat nostalgic tone.]
I was referring to the witch from your world. Everyone from your world is so sneaky and dangerous! And don't get me started on the man with the lemons.
[And now he was complaining for the sake of complaining. The true Watanuki aesthetic. At least he was able to complete his biscuits without any trouble though, and speaking of which he ended up putting one of them on a plate and sliding it over to Dazai, with a cup of the tea following shortly after. Be his taste tester, Dazai.]
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[The brisk assessment further helped shed the mood Dazai had been in. He cocked his head Focusing on external threats was helpful that way.]
If the person I have in mind is the same one you're referring to, I wouldn't be surprised.
Guile and cunning are necessary to survive here, you know? Ability users and those involved with them tend to get pulled in to conflict, one way or another. I'm not sure what kind of Japan you're used to, but the Yokohama here became overrun with rather unsavory elements after the war.
[And yep, don't mind if he partook.
Dazai picked up a biscuit, examining both sides curiously, before nibbling.
Paused.
Took a larger bite and looked at the plate contemplatively.
Watanuki might have to guard against a hand sneaking closer to his precious biscuits.]
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[And sorry Dazai, but more of the biscuits were going into a little box for the Smithy to take with him. The tea, similarly, went into a to-go thermos that would keep it warm for hours. But there was some left over if Dazai wanted to steal another one, even if the action got Watanuki to smirk.]
You like them?
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So you're saying you never had to deal with the shadier side of government, but you had to handle problems most people wouldn't have to bother with. Got it.
[That second part probably could've been worded better, and not verbalized with a full mouth.
He swallowed.]
They're impossibly good. [He peered at the counter. Dazai was no expert in cooking, but he didn't see anything out of the ordinary there. Was there something more to the Smithy putting value on these, outside of just wanting a really well-made snack?] What's the secret ingredient? Or does it have to do with those knife slices, like how people roll lemons before cutting and squeezing the juice out?
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[He'll admit his home world's faults, but it wasn't as bad as Dazai's world. He would stand by that assessment of it too.
But the praise for his cooking and the subsequent questions about it did stroke Watanuki's ego. Yes, he was a master chef, praise him.]
No secret ingredient, but you may be right about the method influencing the taste. Cooking is an extremely personal act, one that showcases the kind of person you are. Even without realizing it, little bits of yourself slip into your cooking. That's what makes it so personal, you're bearing your soul for someone else to see when you cook for them.
[Watanuki had not sampled any of the biscuits, though. All of them had either been put into a box or left on a plate for others to eat. He didn't drink any of the tea either.]
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Watanuki saying that cooking was, in effect, shaped by personality was not quite what Dazai expected. Sure, there were chefs who customized dishes and those who tended to be by-the-book, but that wasn't anything new.
...then again, the devil might be in the details. How Watanuki interacted with the world was quite unique.]
By that logic, any tofu I'd make for Odasaku and probably you would taste terrible.
[Just, you know, a casual observation. Never mind that Watanuki already did say food for spirits needed special preparation, and Dazai could actually chalk that up to the ability the Shopkeeper had been born with.
"Bearing your soul," indeed.
There was something Watanuki had mentioned about, oh, being sought after, and why he couldn't leave the shop easily. Dazai considered the biscuit in front of him and hummed.
If that could actually be given a literal interpretation, his next guess might be sensible.]
You'd also be a tasty snack for those so inclined.
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[Something something 'cook from the heart' or whatever. Look, Watanuki was trying to be encouraging.
Though any sense of trying to help was gone as soon as Dazai made that last quip. In its place was a look of irritation, complete with a twitching eyebrow. He heard that double entendre, Dazai, he's not that stupid. And he ended up using a long wooden spoon to point at Dazai accusingly too.]
I know what you meant, and you can get your mind out of the gutter. But surprisingly, you're not wrong either. Some spirits do try to eat me, in the literal sense of the word.
[But with the food and drink ready, it was time for cleaning! Luckily there were only a few dishes, so the conversation could continue while he cleaned.]
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[Hey, at least he hadn't joked about a more literal interpretation of putting bits of yourself in cooking. That was just unsanitary, whether Watanuki went with white or red.
(But really. He might consider making that long overdue block of tofu, just this once. Maybe he could avoid accidentally making it taste salty.)]
Sure it isn't only literal? [Dazai flirting so soon after a downer conversation was probably a good sign, even if it came at Watanuki's expense.] It's not everyday one can encounter such a cute, capable and nubile young man who occasionally shows off by lounging on a sofa while wearing stripperific kimono.
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But then Dazai's words turned lewd, and Watanuki ended up gritting his teeth. ]
Do you ever listen to the words that come out of your mouth? I'm a witch, not some... temptress or whatever! And I don't make a habit of selling my body in wish-granting either.
[Even though he was technically selling his body to Dazai with their wish. ]
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So, too, was the chance to soothe ruffled feathers by getting close and, if Watanuki allowed it, kissing the back of his hand like some guy stepping out of a period piece. Any soap suds would be summarily ignored.]
Now, now, I didn't mean to imply you were a professional companion. Even if you were, there's no shame in it. [He sincerely meant that, too. Dazai gave him a sunny smile.] I perfectly understand why this cage is necessary, for all that it puts a damper on your movement. More to the point: why can't I openly compliment your beauty? Do you have something against receiving attention?
[Look, Dazai wasn't blind. He did appreciate good-looking people regardless of whether or not he was sexually attracted to them.]
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But hey, he wasn't screaming or kicking anyone out yet?]
You don't have to say stuff just to make me feel better. I know I'm not that attractive. I've been stuck in this awkward, gangly teenage body for a long time now. So flattery about my appearances will get you nowhere.
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[Dazai cocked his head and stood upright to properly look at Watanuki and, if there were no objections, tip his chin up. His other hand was still clasped around the shopkeeper's.]
There's nothing awkward in how you carry yourself. [He lightly rubbed his thumb on Watanuki's chin. Was shaving even necessary for this guy?] I could wax on about how maturity oozes from your pores when you aren't acting like a cranky, cattish old man waving a spatula instead of a cane, but that's besides the point. Your body may be at the cusp of adulthood, but your body language blurs that line. At the least, people will think you have good genes if you look young for your age, if you'll excuse the pun, since they'll be contending with their own mental image of a stereotypical old antiques dealer. Savvy tech startups are where it's at these days for independent young adults, you see. No one would bat an eye if you also mentioned you inherited this place, either - they'd assume you took on the family business. That outlook's not so strange for this country, even in this day and age.
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He wanted to interrupt Dazai's little lecture there and interject with all the ways Dazai was wrong, but somehow he lost his voice throughout all of it. The way Watanuki's eyes widened a bit as Dazai went on was a good sign that he hadn't been expecting something so well thought out. He was left without any real comeback, and by the end of it when he did speak up with was with half-hearted words as he glanced away.]
That's not what I was talking about, you know.
[But he suspected that Dazai had done that on purpose. That he was avoiding the negative traits Watanuki had in favor of focusing on the positive.]
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[Was it not? Too late! No takebacks, that point was here to stay.]
Regardless, what I said was the truth.
[Dazai stepped back and went for the kitchen table. His tea was getting cold thanks to how much he talked, and he had no one to blame but himself. Not that he minded, when he got the feeling that seeing Watanuki genuinely surprised in this kind of mood was a rarity.]
Shall we check on the Smithy? I'm sure those biscuits taste better while they're fresh.
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Dazai was right though. It was rare for Watanuki to get surprised like that. Most people don't surprise him anymore, and the fact that Dazai managed it was definitely a point in Dazai's favor.]
We can. I'll take them with us.
[That was how he ended up carrying the thermos and package of biscuits with him as they went to the yard.
Smithy did seem done by the time they got there, though. Both guns were sitting on the porch, and Smithy was packing up his tools.]
Perfect timing! Here, try them out. I attuned them to your soul and also fine-tuned them to handle magical energy without breaking.
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Dazai took his tea with him, humming as they walked. It was still warm enough. In a strange way, it embodied what made tea, well, tea - full flavor, nice fragrance, its temperature calling to something just out of reach.
Watanuki would make a killing if he ever became a professional chef, though Dazai knew better to suggest taking a mass commercial route. No, his food would lose its touch in that kind of setting: the shopkeeper was better off going the bespoke route, much like his current trade. In a sense, it was all very traditional, reminding Dazai of that barkeep at the Lupin who never forgot his usual order.
How... strangely nostalgic. And Dazai wasn't usually one for tea.]
'Breaking?' You mean I can actually overload these? Not that I wish to, when I'd rather preserve both them and your hard work.
[So he talked while examining the Smithy's tools and the guns - they didn't look any different as far as he could tell. Come to think about it -]
Will I be the only one to use these?
[That was the more practical question, no matter how curious Dazai was on how his soul had been linked to these when he wasn't even in the room.
Well, no time like the present to test it out! He reached for one of the guns, intending to head to Watanuki's backyard - no need to break anything in here.
Any reactions from Odasaku while this was going on?]
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Watanuki's backyard was indeed a good place to test firing things. The blankets were still on the clothesline, but there was a space where Dazai could shoot without destroying them. Maru and Moro even ran about putting up cans for him to try his shots on. They were helpful little gremlins when they wanted to be.
And as Dazai got ready to try them, Smithy went ahead and explained how they worked.]
They're meant for only you, yes. Others can pick them up and use them as normal guns, but they will always cause trouble for another user. They will misfire frequently or just plain not work when the mood strikes them. For you, though, they will work every time.
Ah, but I recommend not keeping normal ammunition in them most of the time. Forgetting to unload them before using your powers with them could have deadly results for whatever you're shooting at. If you use just your power and no bullets, the shots these guns fire will nullify other powers and exorcise spirits while not harming mortal bodies.
Oh! I also put limiters on the chambers so you don't use up all of your power with one shot. Training will increase how many shots you can do in a row, but to start off with you should be able to manage three before exhausting your supply of energy. It should keep you from overloading the guns with too much power and breaking them too.
[So yes, Dazai can indeed break objects with his power. But the limiters would keep the guns intact at least.]
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[So, yes, no bullets. Not the usual ones, at least. That was the other reason why he picked this specific set of guns, an extension of his avoidance in personally carrying any firearms when he was in the mafia, choosing instead to borrow from his subordinates: once upon a time, he had been that guy who unnecessarily unloaded a full clip on a cooling corpse after putting him out of his misery.
Some people shouldn't be trusted with guns when they were too focused on witnessing the steep cliff between life and death.
With that in mind - and Odasaku close, too - he curled his fingers around the grip.]
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It reminded him of Doumeki's bow, that strange restlessness beneath his skin, except it was clearer. Smoother.
Potent and with little resistance.
Those sensations were reasonable to expect. What he hadn't considered, however, were the memories mixed in.
Whiskey. Aftershave. Incredibly spicy curry even on hot summer days. Naps on a wooden floor with five children sprawled around him, Kousuke's foot digging on his ribs.
A serious talk over curry, before everything slid deeper into hell.
Finally, an unspoken wish, and helplessness.
Perhaps someone should persistently tie Dazai up, open the lid over his chest and stuff the head of a vacuum cleaner in. They have to let Dazai, who should be screaming in pain and resisting, settle down. Following which, the difficult things in his heart must all be dragged out under the sun and stepped on mercilessly.
However, there isn’t a vacuum cleaner like that, neither is there something like a lid over one’s chest, much less a person like that. Everything only exists as shapes that one’s eyes can see, simply brushing past us.
The only thing mankind can do is to silently stand before the ravines between others.]
...oh.
[Dazai stared at the gun, stricken into silence.
What could he say after that?
A wound, four years old, seemed to open in his chest once more, cutting deep in his heart.]
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Whatever the case, Watanuki couldn't see what Dazai saw. All he could see was the effect it had on Dazai, and after a few moments he reached a hand out to gently touch Dazai's shoulder. it was an attempt to pull him out of those memories and back to the present.]
Do you need a moment?
[He was offering to give Dazai a chance to process what he had seen before moving on. There was concern in his voice, too.]
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Dazai was acutely aware of the cool air by his other shoulder, too. Never had there been a moment when he so strongly wanted to bury his face on Odasaku's shoulder, apart from the time the man died.
Ahh, but of course that was denied to him. A spirit was far from solid.]
I'll be...
[Fine, he wanted to say, but the word was lodged in his throat. Indeed, a vacuum cleaner would be so damn convenient right about now. Maybe that's what he'd use next time, if it was possible to do this without the Smithy's intervention.
Dazai shrugged, perhaps in answer yo both Watanuki's question and his own speculation. He kept his head down as he reached for the second gun with a boldness he did not feel. The connection was stronger with two pistols in hand, bringing him to memories of odd conversations and unfinished books.
Truly, Odasaku saw the world plain as day.
Dazai silently headed for the back yard, every step heavy. How he missed the man.]
I owe you for this.
[It wasn't clear who he was talking to: Watanuki, or Odasaku.]
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Watanuki didn't point that out, though. Nor did he respond to anything else Dazai said. Now wasn't a moment for lectures or insight. Dazai was leading this conversation with his heavy heart. So Watanuki followed Dazai out to the backyard wordlessly, watching what Dazai did. He was ready to intervene if needed, but he suspected Dazai already knew what to do.
The payment would be given to Smithy once the guns had been tested. He trusted Smithy's work, but that was the way of things. Any craftsman wanted to see that their work was accepted, after all. ]
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(He's been alone in his mind for far too long.)
When he reached the porch, Dazai took a steady breath, leaning on one of the posts for a moment before correcting his posture. The restless warmth in his system had spread from his fingers to his chest. According to the Smithy, his current limit was three shots a day.
There were two guns.
The last time, one blast was enough to drain him. In this manner, standing next to the post was a good precaution.
In a move that violated basic gun safety, he stuck the second pistol in his coat pocket. Examined the first, went through the motions of reloading the pistol - checking to see if the magazine was still empty (it was, similar to the second gun), re-inserting it, releasing the safety. Pulled the slide, perhaps unnecessary given that there were no rounds to release. Watanuki might notice the confidence in the stillness of Dazai's hands, the complete opposite of how shaken the ex-mafioso looked earlier: this was just one of those things he used to do to keep his hands busy and clear his mind, even if there were no bullets around as a precaution.
For most people, folding the laundry had the same effect.
When Dazai was finally ready, he made sure his footing was even: while he recalled how much recoil this pistol had, there was no telling if it was the same with this new ammunition. If there were no objections, he'd take aim at the same fence he'd used the bow on. Maybe later, he could check out if that first blast had left a physical mark; he was too tired last night to return to the yard before heading the long way home.
He crooked his finger on the trigger.
Took a breath.
When he fired, there was yet another tug, heat surging past his fingertips.
An exhale. He leaned on the post.
Regular pistols weren't this draining. Conversely, if it wasn't for the drain, he wouldn't have known he had shot something that he could neither see nor hear. At least, however, he was still standing.
A test shot with the second gun was probably doable.
He flicked the safety of the first pistol, switched places, and went through the motions again.]
They're not loud.
[Compared to normal gunfire, he meant.]
Are they supposed to look like anything?
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[Watanuki nodded in agreement with Smithy's observation. Dazai couldn't see it, but his power actually left a rather brilliant trail through the air.
He was right, though. The shots made almost no sound at all, beyond the 'click' of the trigger and the slide of a recoil filled with no physical casing to eject. It was an effective weapon, and deadly to the right sort of being while being harmless to others. It was exactly what Watanuki had arranged, basically.]
How does it feel in your hands?
[He could tell the whole situation weighed heavily on Dazai's mind, and that Dazai would need some time to recover from it. But the physical act of firing the newly-changed gun was what he was asking about. He was curious to see if Dazai felt as drained as he had yesterday.]
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