Political marriages aren't as common anymore, and I don't exactly have the kind of connections for something like that anyway.

[An orphan with an average name and no social clout at all, arranged marriages are definitely not in his future. Or so he thinks. Who knows what the future might bring him, with all this power he's sitting on. Here's hoping his 'disaster bi' vibe doesn't kick up when people come to him with offers of marriage for strong offspring.]

-and why does that sound like a backhanded compliment anyway?