And here, ladies and gentlemen, is our dear tiger-turned-maypole! A good fit, considering his birth month.
[Y'know, casual confirmation of him looking for old files, but never mind that.
Also, Atsushi being all tied up and still reeling from the two girls was the perfect opportunity. With ease, Dazai glided from the porch to the center of the yard.]
Candy, for your pains. Say 'ahh!'
[Never mind that he popped the impossibly compact sun in Atsushi's mouth while he was still speaking, and helped close Atsushi's mouth by placing a hand under the tiger's jaw.
Easier this this way, truth be told - an apology or something might be better instead of having to waste time dealing with plenty of questions, suspicions, and explanation.
If that also redirected Atsushi's attention from the lack of bandages to the thing he was made to swallow, well - all the better, right?]
no subject
[Y'know, casual confirmation of him looking for old files, but never mind that.
Also, Atsushi being all tied up and still reeling from the two girls was the perfect opportunity. With ease, Dazai glided from the porch to the center of the yard.]
Candy, for your pains. Say 'ahh!'
[Never mind that he popped the impossibly compact sun in Atsushi's mouth while he was still speaking, and helped close Atsushi's mouth by placing a hand under the tiger's jaw.
Easier this this way, truth be told - an apology or something might be better instead of having to waste time dealing with plenty of questions, suspicions, and explanation.
If that also redirected Atsushi's attention from the lack of bandages to the thing he was made to swallow, well - all the better, right?]