[The funny part was that Watanuki wasn't particularly secretive. He would answer any question asked of him. But he had to be asked first, he rarely volunteered information freely. And most people, outside of his close friends who knew better, just plain didn't ask. Their loss, really.

But Dazai had indeed asked a question there, so Watanuki could answer that much at least.]

I sell wishes, and I don't need an errand boy or an online posting to find my customers. Those who have need of my services will eventually end up here.

Now, the question still remains: Are you here to have a wish granted, or are you here due to a comedy of errors involving power nullification?

[Watanuki tapped his chin in thought as he waited for an answer from Dazai. He suspected that Dazai might answer the latter and just pry for more information, though. Regardless of if Dazai had need of his wish-services, most people didn't admit to it right away anyway.]